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Diary of Random 14In the world of The Legend of Zelda:
"This is awesome" Uzz said for he had just vanquished Ganodwaf. He then heard something, he willed out his sword and turned to face Link.
"Hu Haa!" Link said, Uzz assumed this meant "What The Hell are you doing"
"Looking for a magical Item" Uzz awnsered.
Navi appeared at this point,"What are you doing Link was supposed to Defeat Ganodwaf! You imposter!" Link looked annoyed.
"Hey, can I borrow Navi" Uzz asked.
"Huh, HAaaaaah het" link said with a smile. Now I'm just paraphrasing but Link said" Borrow? You can have Her! She's down right annoying!!!"
And with that Link Grabbed navi and shoved her in a bottle.
"What are you doing" she squeeled," Hey Listen!" But by then Link had already jabbed the cork in place, and handed it to Uzz.
"Thanks" Uzz said, but Link had run off shouting and exclaiming what sounded like" I'm free!"
"Geee, I wonder how Kin is doing" Uzz asked himself...
In the world of Winx club:
I was screaming as Sky Zoomed at wh
Diary of Random 13The Magicix Mission.
I borrowed a bag from Sakura and was packing like crazy, Food pills, medicine, nap sack, everything but the kitchen sink.
"Kin, What's going on," Sakura asked.
"A friend of mine is dying, And me, Uzz and Zero are going to save him." I answer.
"Kin, I hate to say this but this is mission impossible,"
I stopped packing.
"That's what I would have said 7 months ago, Sakura, but if what's happening is possible then anything is."......
Me, Uzz ,and Zero left the leaf village and went to the exact spot where we first arrived. Sure enough 3 portals were there.
"Ok guys choose wisely. We Don't know where these portals go" I warned.
"Come on Kin how bad could they be" Uzz said and poked his head in a portal. We all then heard a demonic "Hey, Hey, Hey"
Uzz pulled himself out and then grabbed Zero.
"Zero gets this one" he said and threw Zero in.
"Hey a pony" Zero said. Shortly after that we heard a chain saw and Zero screaming.
"DEMONIC PONY!!!!!!!" The portal closed.
The Curious and Peculiar Tale of the Simonov TwinsThe Curious and Peculiarly Tragic Tale of the Simonov Twins
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